Testicle Bike Balls Tail Light For Night Cycling
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Testicle Bike Balls Tail Light For Night Cycling

Sale price $13.99 Regular price $35.99

 

OK, you can’t take this light seriously. It is supposed to look like your scrotum is hanging off the rear of your bicycle seat – that is, if your scrotum is made of white silicone. The light comes packaged in a rigid plastic cover that easily comes apart to remove your scrotum. However, if you choose not to touch your scrotum, you can easily press the button through the packaging to test the light and give yourself a pair of blue balls. Pressing the button 2 and 3 times allows you to flash your blue balls alerting anyone of your presence when moving around in the dark. Your balls can dangle by a cleverly placed hole in your scrotum -- you can easily hang them anywhere.

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